Friday 16 January. 9:59pm

“Drinking a cup of cinnamon cayenne Black Mountain sipping chocolate & watching a Christmas story since we didn’t get around to watching it during the holidays!”

When I got this text, I immediately read it out loud to my wife who said, “Did you say that if Christmas was an Olympic sport, your mom would win?” Then I said, “No, but that’s brilliant…and this is her victory lap.”