Monday November 3

“Reading the voter guide for NC Appellate Courts trying to determine who to vote for tomorrow. One category has a list of 19 candidates & we are to choose 1. Hope you are planning to vote too!”

I expected nothing less of you, mom. Way to stay informed. Those 19 candidates, sheeesh. I myself took a look at the NC Voter Guide several hours earlier, which clearly makes me MUCH more informed.

Voting! It’s the topic where people have things to say. When really, the thing you say is called “your vote” and you get to “cast” your vote. After that, the other things you say are bullshit.

Guess Berta got the boot. Until next time, Berta. Until next time.