“Got home a little while ago from Carrabbas night out, so now sipping a glass of wine & catching up with your Dad on the days’ events!”

After my mom has dropped of like three people its amazing she got back even this early. She’s right, though. Sometimes you gotta call Carrabas an early night. Bring it down a notch. Switch from grapefruit vodka shots and pitchers of sangria chasers down to glasses of wine. A classy move. I alway said my ma was a classy dame. Them church ladies cut it up.