Yes, yes. I know I haven’t posted in a while. I skipped down to Louisiana for my Papaw’s funeral and now I’m back in action. Don’t worry, I’ll give you the full report in my extra special edition “momWHATareyoudoing Funeral Festivus 2015: Jumbo Shrimp, Abita Beer, and Pimento Cheese Sandwiches with the crusts cut off” coming soon–that’s a working title.

…I wouldn’t count on it being, like, crazy special, but it will, at the very least, deviate from the standard format of my mom texting me and me saying “WHAAAAAT!?”