“Just arrived home from a Christmas shopping trip with Aimee picking out some stocking stuffers!”

Guaranteed, this shopping trip included minimum 3 different stores, even though at least two of them were considered “one stop shopping” locations. Target, World Market, aaaand hey maybe Marshalls while you’re close. Doesn’t this look like a nice pair of leggings for, oh I don’t know, moi? My mom and my sister Aimee are the perfect shopping duo. Aimee has clairvoyance for what everyone likes (except me because I like compasses and ClifBars and burritos—nobody wants to buy that shit for christmas) and my mom is a Christmas Elf who falls in love with trinkets and shiny things.