“Typing up an agenda & reviewing strategic planning in preparation for a meeting Monday morning.”

Oh wow. That’s some major prepping. Saturday night work for a Monday morning meeting. Again, it sounds like my mom works for some major accounting firm or she’s some corporate board member for a Health Insurance company or she’s some kind of genius secret military strategist/consultant for the government about to take over a continent, but no. The strategic planning involves, very likely, children.

Still, I think the military planning sounds most accurate. She practices by coming up with strategies in The Settlers of Catan. She will trade a resource card like a boss and then school you with a Favor Token. You thought playing Catan-Frenemies was a good idea. You were wrong. So so wrong.