“Keeping you company in the kitchen while you warm up delicious leftovers from Cuz-giving!”

How do YOU know they were delicious? Well..I was there and you’re damn right they were. I got to use our industrial size microwave that has been the only microwave I have ever known. That microwave would make my Papaw’s ‘old 88 Camry blush with the glow of a maiden by comparison. But my GOD does it heat up food. I’m assuming that due to its age and effectiveness that this product contains chemicals or other unknown substances known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. Just guessing. I mean, look how I turned out.