“Reading on Facebook about your sister’s fundraising site to help her become a yoga instructor- amazing, awesome friends who set it up!”

Gotta do that 10pm research, ma. Yes, my sister wants to be a yoga instructor. Whose sister doesn’t, these days amirite? She’s got a partial scholarship and now she’s indiegogo-ing it the rest of the way because, like a good many twenty-something formally middle-class people, she’s poor as shit. Who do I blame? ummm…probably no one. I want to produce comedy, so I kind of asked for that struggle from the get-go. Once she’s all yogi-fied, I suspect she’ll start eating kale and recommending I invert. I wish her all the best. And I just ate like a pound of kale.