“Grocery Shopping for supplies for making some dishes for Thanksgiving this weekend!”
Here she goes, kids. Its action time. I don’t even want to know what or how many dishes are getting prepped this weekend. Okay okay, I do want to know, but only in a sadistic kind of way.
You know how everyone gives out good advice, and nobody ever listens? Yeah me neither, who are these jerks? No…what I mean is, you know how in magazines or whatever everyone says like “10 tips to make your Thanksgiving easier” my mom actually just does that shit. She is so prepared. People say to prepare your thanksgiving stuff in advance so all you have to do is heat it up. For my last five years, that usually means I make ONE THING the morning-of before I head over to an orphan potluck where, mostly, people bring ample beer as their contribution.