“Heading back home form our 2nd Dine with Nine & stopping to get gas in the car on the way. This time we had 11 at dinner!”

Now, you can tell mom’s been reading the blog because last time she did Dine with Nine she had 10 people there and I made a joke about it. This time, I’m just plain outraged. Don’t these Christians know how to count? Now is the appropriate time to dig out of your hope chest those forgottten late nineties pre-livestrong bracelets that asked us the ever-important question “What Would Jesus Do?” Well I know Jesus would say “Nope. Its nine, people. Nein!” Probably.

Well, I hope your generosity was worth it, mom.