“Filling out room set up forms to submit to Montreat for the church retreat!”

You might be asking by now: is my mom Leslie Knope?

Short answer: Yes.

Long answer: Take Leslie Knope, Julie Andrews, and Bambi, then put them in a blender. Pour over ice, tonic water, and a heaping thimble’s worth of white wine and you’ve got my mom on a buck-wild rampage.

And if my mom is Leslie Knope, then my dad is Ron Swanson. I swear to God.