“Updating my online active health assessment”

No complaints here. Get those deductibles down, ma! My mom hates exercise but she’s still in great shape. HATES. Not just for herself, I think she hates the idea of it…for everyone.

One time I was going out for a run on a Christmas break and she stopped me to tell me that she was glad I wasn’t one of those “crazy runners”. I assume she meant someone who runs frequently or in any way regularly.

I’m guessing during the health assessment on the question of “How often, on average, do you exercise?” my mom is not marking the box that says “crazy”.