“Driving home from women’s night out at Carrabbas”

This one will be popping up again. Talk about a women’s night out! Its 10pm and she’s just now getting back from Ca-fucking-rrabbas? To be fair she’s probably giving someone a ride home, but still that means she’s peacing out at Carrabbas around 9:30. Also, FYI the women’s night out used to meet at Olive Garden, but they voted to change to Carrabbas because they wanted to go somewhere a little cooler. Not air conditioning. But like, Grease definition cooler.

Soon enough there’s gonna be a mutiny and they’re going to split into factions and they’ll hit up a Macaroni Grill. Who am I kidding, we don’t have a macaroni grill. Joe’s Crab Shack for the wild ones.